FANFICTION


Eroica is an action-comedy with a foul-mouthed German and a very gay Earl. All stories within will have some degree of language and homosexuality. This does not exclude the possibility of heterosexual relationships, odd pairings, Mister James, solos, threesomes, sweetness, electricity to the groin, dry humor, and/or physical humor -- but chances are good there will be no character death. Comments and constructive criticism are welcome, but all complaints that suggest you did not read the warning will be ignored.




Disco Towels
Summary: Requested by Kumiko, an "I Will Survive" silly song-fic featuring a very tiny towel costume and a skimpy red dress.
Characters: Dorian, Klaus, Z       Genres: Crack, Humor
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 1774
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Sexmas
Summary: A holiday tribute to Whizzy, intent on driving Klaus mad via a more creative telling of the classic holiday carol.
Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Klaus, Z       Genres: Crack, Humor
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 3774
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Golden Poo ™
Summary: James' most creative way of making money yet. (Based on the true story of Ara finding gold-coated poo for sale in Nagasaki.)
Characters: James       Genres: Crack, Humor
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 117
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Klaus' Miracle Diet ™
Summary: Sound advice from Major Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach on what you can do to stay fit and healthy and to make your life a little more stress free.
Characters: Klaus       Genres: Crack, Humor
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 310
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No Nookie Anonymous
Summary: The Alphabet and Eroica's men get revenge for being left out of the nookie.
Characters: A, B, Bonham, G, James, Jones, Klaus, Z      Genres: Crack, Humor
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 1539
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KGB-Muse
Summary: A new muse brings new horrors for NATO and Eroica alike by dropping them into the world of DnD. Mission? Face everything from giant slugs to demons hell-bent on world destruction. Fuck saving the world; they just want a decent cup of coffee.Characters: Klaus, Dorian, A, G, Z, James, Bonham       Genres: Crossover: TSR DnD
Chapters: WIP       Completed: No       Word Count: WIP
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The Price of Eggs
Summary: James tries to find another way to make money, this time with a fleet of chicken eggs.
Characters:Dorian, James       Genres: Crack, Humor
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 728
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Not Always A Crowd
Summary: A bit of sappy-happy goodness for Yoiko - James feels unloved when Lord Gloria's attentions turn to others.
Characters: Dorian, James, Klaus       Genres: Established Relationship, Romance
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Word Count: 1264
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Z Smut: or How To Bed A Major
Summary: It is decided that getting the major laid is the only way to find peace at the office, and poor Z is "elected" to achieve this.
Characters: Z, Klaus, Dorian, the Chief, James, Bonham, A, B, G, C, D, E, Gladys, Herr Butler, Eberbach Sr.       Genres: Smutty, Angsty, Romance, Comedy, Action-Adventure
Chapters: WIP       Completed: No       Word Count: WIP
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Agent Zed
Summary: James fic challenge - an early stab at a later chapter in Z Smut - James tails Major Eberbach to observe him for Lord Gloria.
Characters:       Genres: Drama
Chapters:       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 590
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Confessions of the Heart
Summary: Papa Eberbach challenge - another chapter from Arc IV of Z Smut - shortly before Christmas of 1988, Klaus invited his father home early to tell him about his ongoing relationship with Z. It didn't go particularly well, and they left soon after to spend the holidays together at Klaus' uncle's estate. This is their return to Schloss Eberbach after Heinz has had time to mull over his son's situation.
Characters: Klaus, Papa Eberbach, Z       Genres: Drama, Established Relationship
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 3994
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The Good Ol' Days
Summary: Behind every good officer, there are hard-working, uncredited NCOs. This is a look at the transition from the old Alphabet to the new. A, fresh out of his time in the regular service, has just been transferred to Intel in Bonn under a loose-cannon new Commanding Officer.
Characters: A, B      Genres: Gen
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 1859
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Deliberate With Caution - Act With Decision
Summary: **BY ISH** Behind every good officer, there are hard-working, uncredited NCOs. The new major and his newest agent have their first disagreement over orders.
Characters: A, B      Genres: Gen
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 1030
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Twitterpated
Summary: Behind every good officer, there are hard-working, uncredited NCOs. The Alphabet goes out for a few drinks after a hard day at work.
Characters: A, B      Genres: Gen
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 491
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Style or Substance
Summary: James owes A a favor, and the German decides to collect.
Characters: A, James      Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 682
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Love
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Characters: The Chief      Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 363
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The Beauty of Steel
Summary: A short perspective piece of Klaus during his brief time as a lieutenant colonel.
Characters: A, B      Genres: Action/Adventure
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 372
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Of All the Places
Summary: The absolute wrong time for Dorian to have his fantasies fulfilled.
Characters: Dorian, Klaus      Genres: Short, Humor, Surprise Ending
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 1658
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The Consultant
Summary: What started out as a simple mission to crash a party and retrieve hidden documents took an unforeseen turn when Klaus learned that the host of the party was one of Amsterdam's leading homosexuals.
Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Klaus, The Chief, Z     Genres: Drama, First Time, Romance
Chapters: 1       Completed: No       Word Count: 1174
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Totenkopf
Summary: What should have been a relaxing week away from Bonn was ruined for Klaus by the unexpected arrival of his father. In an attempt to hide keep himself otherwise occupied, Klaus decides to reorganize the attics of the schloss. In doing so, he finds out more about his father than he had ever wanted to know.
Characters: Klaus, Papa Eberbach       Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1       Completed: Yes       Word Count: 1475
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